Wednesday, September 30, 2009

The Handyman

My landlord hires a man that he swears is a "very good plumber." In all honesty, I don’t think he’s ever been hired to do plumbing, but he has installed locks for the doors in our house. Because anyone who reads this blog now knows that a plumber is responsible for our home security, I don’t think I’ll mention my address anytime soon.

After his last visit he somehow got wood chips into my room. I don’t know how, but they’re everywhere and they do not go away. I think he’s given us Home Improvement Herpes.

Yesterday I started finding screws on the floor. I am not excited to find out what I’ll be finding next.

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